%26quot;A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You%26#039;re not pretty you%26#039;re beautiful.
I don%26#039;t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn%26#039;t cry if you walked away...I%26#039;d die.
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don%26#039;t get this back I%26#039;ll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
%26#039;A good friend will come bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! %26#039;
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don%26#039;t skip ahead.
I%26#039;ve learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I%26#039;ve learned...that we should be glad God doesn%26#039;t give us everything we ask for.
I%26#039;ve learned...that money doesn%26#039;t buy class.
I%26#039;ve learned...that it%26#039;s those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I%26#039;ve learned...that under everyone%26#039;s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I%26#039;ve learned...that the Lord didn%26#039;t do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
I%26#039;ve learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I%26#039;ve learned.
I%26#039;ve learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
It%26#039;s National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you%26#039;ll know you have
a circle of friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored%26quot;Does anyone else hate chain mail?Yes, I hate chain mail, but I read this, and I%26#039;m glad I did because you just delivered one of the -best- comebacks I%26#039;ve EVER seen. EVER.
Let me take a moment to appreciate the delivery.
1st girl makes a crude reference to her vagina--utensils are involved.
Guy makes a dumbass remark, not nearly as inventive (or painful) as 1st girl and then commends her for her cleverness.
YOU brush it off -brilliantly- using both of their comments against them. Yet yours was classy, too. I%26#039;m making a bigger deal out of this than need be, but it struck me as really, really funny at the time.
-sigh- Happy Friendship week, everyoneDoes anyone else hate chain mail?yes i do but this ones cool
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Does anyone else hate chain mail?HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK GIGDoes anyone else hate chain mail?no one is going to read thatDoes anyone else hate chain mail?I love this! That%26#039;s nice.Does anyone else hate chain mail?I hate chainmail. It%26#039;s the worst thing in the world, unless it has a purpose i.e. petitions, informing people of scmas
But I really hate it when they say blah blah blah will come at blahpm and slit your throat or kill your mom or bite your pinkie off if you don%26#039;t send this to 5 people by blah blah blahpm. Does anyone else hate chain mail? ok,i,ll pass it on .Does anyone else hate chain mail?I didnt even read that.
But to answer your quesiton..
I hate them.
Especially the ones like
%26quot;A girl will pop up otnight and kill you%26quot;.
But funny ones I can live with.
Does anyone else hate chain mail??Does anyone else hate chain mail?That was great Gig.
Happy Friendship Week =)
You Rock!
@Jane I read the whole thing guess you don%26#039;t know everything huh?:
Does anyone else hate chain mail??? why oh why????????!!!!!????Does anyone else hate chain mail?i didn%26#039;t read the whole thing but it made me smile =D
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
eat your pussy with a what? fork
don%26#039;t criticize jane, it%26#039;s a chain mailDoes anyone else hate chain mail?%26quot;A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You%26#039;re not pretty you%26#039;re beautiful.
I don%26#039;t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn%26#039;t cry if you walked away...I%26#039;d die.
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend.
And if I don%26#039;t get this back I%26#039;ll take the hint.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
%26#039;A good friend will come bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...
WE screwed up, but we had fun! %26#039;
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don%26#039;t skip ahead.
I%26#039;ve learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I%26#039;ve learned...that we should be glad God doesn%26#039;t give us everything we ask for.
I%26#039;ve learned...that money doesn%26#039;t buy class.
I%26#039;ve learned...that it%26#039;s those small daily
happenings that make life so spectacular.
I%26#039;ve learned...that under everyone%26#039;s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I%26#039;ve learned...that the Lord didn%26#039;t do it all in one day.What makes me think I can?
I%26#039;ve learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I%26#039;ve learned.
I%26#039;ve learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
It%26#039;s National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means
sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you%26#039;ll know you have
a circle of friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored%26quot;Does anyone else hate chain mail?THANK YOU AND THERE ARE MANY TRUTHS IN THAT!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!Does anyone else hate chain mail?zzzzzzzzzzzzz..Happy Friendship week...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
